I got into an altercation at work.
 

It was freakin nasty, me against 3 other guys and I came out on top...they never had a chance. I don't mean to toot my own horn...but I am a BAAAAD dude! There were bombs flying, people getting shoved...it was ugly.

So these three guys at work are always inquiring about my cigar smoking, "Whats good" they ask, "Isn't it dangerous" they say, questions here questions there, the questions never stop. I got tired of it. So I went home and opened up my arsenal, I had more ammo coming in so I needed to clean out some of the old stuff, and this was the perfect job!

I started with small assaults, one or two stick bombs. Then I see them licking their lips, like I am just playing around, so I hit them with the big stuff, 5 sticks each today, 10 sticks each the next day. They were done, waving the white flag.

Okay enough of the theatrics...:r I shoved some guys down the hill at work and one of the dudes is done..:r..he bought a 100 ct humidor a little over a month and a half ago. And today I see Mithshrike is having some huge sale and one of this guys favorite sticks is on sale for an UNHEARD of price (great sale Matt!) http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29915 Box of Oliva G Churchills for under $65 So I email him and hit him up on IM to check out the sale. He IM's me back...asking if I could store them in my Vino till he gets more storage :r:r freaking hilarious. I of course oblige and am now helping him (shoving) to get a vino.

The other two guys, well one of the is smoking once a week, we instituted a SWT (Sir Winston Thursday) where we all smoke a stogie at work. And the last of the three, doesn't keep any in his humi but goes camping quite often and usually takes 6 to 10 with him for the weekend.

I feel like a new dad!

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

Excellent job. :tu

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

Very nice. Nothing like a big push down the slippery slope. They have crossed over to the dark side.:banger

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

It is funny to watch how fast someone can fall off the deep end.

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That's pretty awesome. Good going.

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

Good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

haha...niiiiice

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Good job :tu

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

Nicely done!! That will teach people not to mess with you!:D

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

Beat them into cigar submission! Very nice!

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Way to hang, my brother. :tu

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Nice job.:tu

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

you're a bad, bad man... :tu

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

You are indeed a bad, bad man...they didn't stand a chance.

It's always nice to see another one cross over to the darkside.

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

As someone heading down the slope himself, you should be ashamed :tu

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

Nice work, Kirk!

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

You should make them wear the 'noobie' hat too!
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attach...1&d=1268843013

PS why is my sig.pic. not working???

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

Kirk - You're a tough man. I'll bet they never forget what you did to them! :su

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Most excellent, Kirk!

:tu

Re: I got into an altercation at work.
 

That is just mean, too mean Kirk.