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G G 02-27-2010 06:15 PM

haha
 
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Darrell 02-27-2010 06:16 PM

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:r :r :r

Smokin Gator 02-27-2010 06:17 PM

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Love it!!!

Skywalker 02-27-2010 08:30 PM

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I heard that one before, yet it's still funny!!!:r:r

hotreds 02-27-2010 08:33 PM

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http://www.profbob.com/images/Bill%2...humbs%20up.jpg

rhmalone 02-27-2010 08:44 PM

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yeah, that'll put a smile on your face.

kelmac07 02-28-2010 05:21 AM

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Nice!! :r

okieRob 02-28-2010 07:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 776024)

:tpd:

MedicCook 02-28-2010 09:53 AM

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:r

cort 02-28-2010 09:57 AM

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NICE!!:r:r

CasaDooley 02-28-2010 10:42 AM

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:r

Blindjimme 02-28-2010 11:52 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 776024)

:tu:


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