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HOT and COLD Sex

After his examination the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex with my wife I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.' The doctor could find no reason for the old man's condition, but was definitely impressed with his ability to perform.

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to
Be fine.. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
With me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the
first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know
Why?'

'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied.

'That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is
in July

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Even got the wife chuckling with that one. :D

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:r :r...so that's why I have a pair of socks. :r

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Originally Posted by ucla695 (Post 774745)

:r :r...so that's why I have a pair of socks. :r

:r pretty much the only reason!

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Originally Posted by Cort (Post 774747)

:r pretty much the only reason!

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I love that one Joe!!!:r:r:r

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That is good :tu :r :r