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shilala 02-26-2010 08:08 AM

This is just a bit bizarre.
 
You old goats probably remember pics of Jackie O on The Christina. It was Aristotle Onassis' big fancy yacht.
I watched a show last night about yachts, and it was on there.
Turns out when Aristotle died it was donated to the Greek President's office. They didn't use it at all and it slipped into disrepair.
Recntly a friend of the Onassis family had the boat refurbished to it's original glory.
Now the bizarre part...
The bar is gorgeous. It's got stools all around the bar, and they are decorated with whale teeth and rope. The teeth actually stick out to rest your feet on.
They had to recover the seats. When they did, they covered the old covers, but left them in tact. The reason they did this is because the old seat covers were made from whale foreskins.
Ya. Whale foreskins. I can't make this stuff up.
Now, my question is this...
Why? Are there not enough elephant foreskins to go around?

md4958 02-26-2010 08:15 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Yeah, but there are more Jewish whales than Jewish elephants, so the whale foreskins were easier to attain.

Kreth 02-26-2010 08:17 AM

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Whale Bris! :ss
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CigarNut 02-26-2010 08:21 AM

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Just imagine sitting on one of those stools, enjoying your favorite drink and maybe a fine cigar and then thinking about some poor whale swimming around in that cold water without his foreskin!

The thought might make me move to the sofa :)

md4958 02-26-2010 08:23 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 773837)
Just imagine sitting on one of those stools, enjoying your favorite drink and maybe a fine cigar and then thinking about some poor whale swimming around in that cold water without his foreskin!

I hear that lady whales like it better :2

shilala 02-26-2010 08:23 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 773816)
Yeah, but there are more Jewish whales than Jewish elephants, so the whale foreskins were easier to attain.

You'd think they'd have a hole in them. That's all I'm saying.

G G 02-26-2010 08:32 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
weird

kydsid 02-26-2010 08:49 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 773845)
You'd think they'd have a hole in them. That's all I'm saying.

Well considering a whale penis can be 20 feet long I am pretty sure that the foreskin is big enough for more than one stool.

shilala 02-26-2010 09:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 773912)
Well considering a whale penis can be 20 feet long I am pretty sure that the foreskin is big enough for more than one stool.

That is quite probably the coolest quote I have ever seen on the internet. :tu
You just don't hear that every day, ya know? ;)

G G 02-26-2010 09:06 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 773949)
That is quite probably the coolest quote I have ever seen on the internet. :tu
You just don't hear that every day, ya know? ;)

Now that you mention it, I have to agree.

ucla695 02-26-2010 09:24 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 773812)
You old goats probably remember pics of Jackie O on The Christina. It was Aristotle Onassis' big fancy yacht.
I watched a show last night about yachts, and it was on there.
Turns out when Aristotle died it was donated to the Greek President's office. They didn't use it at all and it slipped into disrepair.
Recntly a friend of the Onassis family had the boat refurbished to it's original glory.
Now the bizarre part...
The bar is gorgeous. It's got stools all around the bar, and they are decorated with whale teeth and rope. The teeth actually stick out to rest your feet on.
They had to recover the seats. When they did, they covered the old covers, but left them in tact. The reason they did this is because the old seat covers were made from whale foreskins.
Ya. Whale foreskins. I can't make this stuff up.
Now, my question is this...
Why? Are there not enough elephant foreskins to go around?

I saw that episode too and thought the same thing! What an odd thing to use for furniture. You just have to be careful not to move around too much on stools. :r

Blindjimme 02-26-2010 09:42 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 773912)
Well considering a whale penis can be 20 feet long I am pretty sure that the foreskin is big enough for more than one stool.

20 Feet? Is that all they got? Ha!

kydsid 02-26-2010 09:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blindjimme (Post 774029)
20 Feet? Is that all they got? Ha!

Once you go Shamu you don't go back!

Steve 02-26-2010 09:52 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
What I want to know (OK, maybe I don't want to know) is WHO woke up one morning and said "I think I'll make a bar stool out of a whale foreskin..."

Not exactly something I would think of, that's for sure!

cort 02-26-2010 10:40 AM

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Whale Foreskin is HOT!!!

Coz77 02-26-2010 11:15 AM

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This thread makes me LOL...thanks guys!

Patrick B 02-26-2010 11:17 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Whale foreskin is the new elephant foreskin. Keep this in mind when planning any decorating.

Darrell 02-26-2010 11:29 AM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
You don't know comfort until your butt naked drinking scotch while sitting on a whale foreskin.....

Neuromancer 02-26-2010 12:39 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 773816)
Yeah, but there are more Jewish whales than Jewish elephants, so the whale foreskins were easier to attain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 773824)
Whale Bris! :ss
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:r

Emjaysmash 02-26-2010 12:42 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 774032)
Once you go Shamu you don't go back!

Thats because you'd die! :r


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