Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 

This reminded me of something... I just can't remember what it was... ;)

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...le%20Happiness
TEN inches x 48 RG and just think! You could smoke all of it, or just half!!!

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:r

This makes me want to smoke a whole Lusitania. :D

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Oh dear god. :confused: Why?


I think I can make a home made Monty A like that.:r
When one A is not enough you got two. :tu

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:tf

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I was just thinking about posting this yesterday. what a ridiculous gimmick

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Sorry Pete,they are on back order :rolleyes:

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It's a funny thing that could be tried -(P

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I saw these in their new catalog too. Hey, wasn't there some crappy Filipino cigar called Double Happiness not too long ago? I thought I'd ask, as you guys are experts on crappy cigars. :ss

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WTF?? Really?

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Reminds me of the Alec Bradley Maxx Ego, 9 1/4" by 50 rg.

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:r

wow, just wow

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I've seen a dish called "Double Happiness" on the menu at a Chinese restaurant. This is an absolutely stupid gimmick, but hey, this is CI we're talking about here.

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 

Look at the bottom most "cigar" in the picture... ;)

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Yes, I believe the same factory as the original Fighting ****. :pu

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I saw that and merely shook my head...

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I'd like to smoke one with you like that spaghetti scene in Lady & The Tramp. How do you light the middle?

MCS

You can get a Double Happiness at certain massage parlors, or so I hear... :r
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Greatest idea ever, I hope Habanos SA is seeing this. Pure brilliance. If they weren't backordered I would be all over this like flies on poop.

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I must admit, I kind of like the artwork. How much would they charge me for a box, iffn they kept the stinkin' smokes?

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Yep. And IIRC, CA even gave them decent ratings at the time. But that's not saying much, they also highly rated such gems as Dr. Sila...