Valentine's Day Hook-Ups
 

VALENTINE'S DAY HOOK-UPS

- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

- If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

- If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

- If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

- If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

- If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

- If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

- How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

- If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

- If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

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If Loyd Christmas would have married Marry Swanson you would have Merry Christmas.

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:r

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I think someone is trying to hard and needs a nap.

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:r

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:r :r

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There sure are a lot of necrophiliacs in there!

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:r:r:r:r:tu

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lol :r

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If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she would be Ella Vader!!!:r

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