The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius!
 

1. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


2. Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.


3. War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.


4. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.


5. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


6. Man who run behind car get exhausted.


7. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.


8. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.


9. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.


10. Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.


11. Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.


12. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.


13. Elevator smell different to midget.


14. Those who quote me are fools.


15. Confucius say too damn much.

Re: The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius!
 

Confucius say man who sits on toilet high on pot.

Re: The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius!
 

Woman who spend much time on boxspring have many offspring.

Re: The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius!
 

Fly who sit on toilet seat sooner or later get pissed off.

Re: The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius!
 

Rape impossible: woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down!