You may be a Taliban if:
 

- You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

- You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

- You have more wives than teeth.

- You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

- You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

- You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

- You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

- You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

- You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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There ya go.:tu

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:r:r:r

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lol!

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Im trying to read these off to my wife, but Im having a hard time cause Im laughing so hard! ROFL!!!!

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Hittin' a little close to home for this Carolina boy :r:r

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:r

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Yee - haw! Pass the banjo! :D