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RazzBarlow 01-26-2010 07:33 AM

Of golf and testicles
 
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments, then asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!"

G G 01-26-2010 07:34 AM

Re: Of golf and testicles
 
whaawhahhahahahahahah:tu

kydsid 01-26-2010 07:44 AM

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LOL. Nice one.

Knip23 01-26-2010 08:23 AM

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LOL nice

MedicCook 01-26-2010 08:53 AM

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:r

kaisersozei 01-26-2010 11:50 AM

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And THAT, my friends, is how Tiger's troubles started. ;)

Mugen910 01-26-2010 12:10 PM

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:r

RazzBarlow 01-26-2010 12:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kaisersozei (Post 735576)
And THAT, my friends, is how Tiger's troubles started. ;)

Tiger has some problems that I'd trade a testicle to have!

yourchoice 01-26-2010 12:40 PM

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I didn't see that one coming. Good one!
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kugie 01-26-2010 12:43 PM

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:r

Skywalker 01-26-2010 02:27 PM

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:r:r

ucla695 01-26-2010 02:31 PM

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:r :r

jmsremax 01-26-2010 02:34 PM

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:tu

wrench turner 85 01-26-2010 03:29 PM

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:r LMAO:r

WyGuy 01-26-2010 03:40 PM

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:r

CBI_2 01-26-2010 08:14 PM

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:r:r:r excellent.


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