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CBI_2 01-18-2010 08:55 AM

Quick Thinking
 
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.


One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.


'Quick,' said the woman to the lover,'into the closet,' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.


The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.


'Who are you?' he asked him.


'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone, ' said the exterminator.


'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.


'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.


'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.


The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little b**tards!'

Vigiles 01-18-2010 09:02 AM

Re: Quick Thinking
 
lol :r

G G 01-18-2010 09:48 AM

Re: Quick Thinking
 
hahaha good one.

kelmac07 01-18-2010 09:50 AM

Re: Quick Thinking
 
Nice!

marge796 01-18-2010 10:09 AM

Re: Quick Thinking
 
:r

:r

:r

:tu

Tenor CS 01-18-2010 10:24 AM

Re: Quick Thinking
 
+1 for ingenuity.

Skywalker 01-18-2010 02:14 PM

Re: Quick Thinking
 
:r:r

'Those little b**tards!'

That's what my wife said when she found out she was pregnant!!!:D

CBI_2 01-18-2010 06:40 PM

Re: Quick Thinking
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 724654)
:r:r

'Those little b**tards!'

That's what my wife said when she found out she was pregnant!!!:D

:r :banger


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