Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum - Getting A Sick Day

A man really needed a few days off work, but knew that his boss would not allow it. He thought that maybe if he acted "CRAZY", then the boss would have no choice but to send him home.

So he hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

A blonde co-worker walked in and asked what he was doing.

He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think he was "CRAZY" and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

The man said "I'm a light bulb."

His boss replied, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

The man jumped down and walked out of the office. When his co-worker (the blonde) followed him, the boss said to her,

"And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"