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Steve 12-14-2009 09:07 AM

Santa's Check Out Flight...
 
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test...

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

"What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

CBI_2 12-15-2009 07:04 PM

Re: Santa's Check Out Flight...
 
:r:r:r Forgot about that one. :tu

tobii3 12-15-2009 07:08 PM

Re: Santa's Check Out Flight...
 
"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Victim!
"On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!!

G G 12-15-2009 07:15 PM

Re: Santa's Check Out Flight...
 
Woohoo.

Whee 12-15-2009 07:18 PM

Re: Santa's Check Out Flight...
 
I thought Santa started at the NORTH Pole.:r

Skywalker 12-17-2009 04:58 PM

Re: Santa's Check Out Flight...
 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Hku9Ty4vc-...400/wabbit.jpg


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