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CBI_2 12-03-2009 07:05 PM
The Perks of Being Over 50
 
  1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
  2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
  3. You sing along with elevator music.
  4. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
  5. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
  6. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  7. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  8. Things you buy now won't wear out.
  9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
  10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
  11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
  12. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
  13. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  14. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  15. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
  16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
  17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
  18. You can't remember who sent you this list.

Ashcan Bill 12-03-2009 07:11 PM
Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 667312)



People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
So late?!

:ss

SmokeyJoe 12-03-2009 07:15 PM
Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
 
Great list, Paul... maybe because I am closer to fifty than forty. :D

nozero 12-03-2009 07:17 PM
Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
 
I agree with all but #12.:tg

CBI_2 12-03-2009 07:18 PM
Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 667319)
Great list, Paul... maybe because I am closer to fifty than forty. :D
:r I'm there brother.

Whee 12-03-2009 07:27 PM
Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
 
Holy Crap! I thought I was 43, but apparently I'm over 50!:r

kelmac07 12-03-2009 07:29 PM
Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by illinoishoosier (Post 667333)
Holy Crap! I thought I was 43, but apparently I'm over 50!:r
:tpd: Same here Sean...:r

qwerty1500 12-03-2009 08:04 PM
Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
 
19. You discover that your ankles are bald. I know you are going to look ...

Skywalker 12-03-2009 09:40 PM
Re: The Perks of Being Over 50
 
Can you print that list a little larger... Sonny???:r


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