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jwintosh 10-12-2009 09:22 AM

Miranda Rights
 
A female police officer
arrests a man for drunk driving.


She tells the man,
"Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you
say can and will be held against you..."
The drunk says:
"Tits."

timo 10-12-2009 09:25 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
:r

mariogolbee 10-12-2009 09:29 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
Nice.

Fishbeadtwo 10-12-2009 09:46 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
How long was he in the hospital?

G G 10-12-2009 09:47 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
:tu

Steve 10-12-2009 10:07 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
:r

kelmac07 10-12-2009 10:08 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
Good one!!

Gophernut 10-12-2009 03:37 PM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
Very good!

markem 10-12-2009 08:26 PM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWA6uSutpF8

http://www.youtube.com/v/qLZ6XXblLJI...olor2=0x999999

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_295f530E

MedicCook 10-12-2009 08:51 PM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
:r :r :r :r :r

dunng 10-13-2009 04:35 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
:r :r :r :r



:tu

DPD6030 10-13-2009 04:59 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
I like it :tu :r

McSmokey 10-13-2009 05:07 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
:r :r :r

DonniePaul 10-13-2009 07:57 AM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
:r:r:r

Good one!

Starscream 10-14-2009 12:09 PM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 597017)
:r :r :r :r

:tpd:

CBI_2 10-19-2009 09:11 PM

Re: Miranda Rights
 
:r:r:r Works for me. :D


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