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Steve 10-05-2009 07:08 AM

Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!!
 
After being laid off from three jobs in the past year, Dewey was hired to work in a warehouse.

Unfortunately, one day he lost control of the forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, Dewey, but I'm going to have to withhold 10 percent of each of your paychecks until we back the damage."

"How much will it cost?" Dewey asked.

"About $5,000," the owner replied.

"Finally!" Dewey exclaimed. "Job security!"

kelmac07 10-05-2009 07:23 AM

Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!!
 
LOL!!!

dunng 10-05-2009 07:38 AM

Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!!
 
:r :r

Sadly, I have seen this happen many times... :bh

CBI_2 10-19-2009 09:42 PM

Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!!
 
LOL! I'll have to keep this one in mind. :D

MedicCook 10-19-2009 09:51 PM

Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!!
 
:r

M1903A1 10-19-2009 10:33 PM

Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!!
 
Forklift Driver Klaus strikes again.....

:r


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