Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
 

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his
table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
 

LOL!! Good one Greg!!

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You made that up!!!:r

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I think it was Greg himself :r

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woohoo.:tu

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:r:r:r

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for some reason I hear dueling banjo's playing in the background while reading that joke :D

Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
 

thats right, thats how we do it in the SOUTH. wooooo

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When was Al in Arkansas?

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Ya'll that werks!:r

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:r

Nice one my redneck brotha

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:r:r:r

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That is so sick! :r

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:tpd::banger

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:tu Do they have a class for that?