Redneck Medical Dictionary
 

Artery = The study of art

Bacteria = The abck door of a cafeteria

Barium = What you do when someone dies

Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Dilate = Live long

Hang Nail = Coat hook

Impotent = Distingquished and well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates

Node = Was aware of

Pelvis = A cousin of Elvis

Postoperative = Mail carrier

Recovery Room = A place to do upholstery

Seizure = A Roman emperor

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = An additional pair

Urine = Opposite of you're out

Varicose = Nearby

Vein = Conceited

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Good chit!!

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:wo That's funny there ... hey, wait a dang minute!!!











j/k :r

Oh, the famous last words of a redneck: "Hey y'all, watch this!" (from Jeff Foxworthy I think)

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The famous last words are really, "Hey Bubba, hold ma beer"

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Now that there funny I don't care who you are. :r:r