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adampc22

09-20-2009 05:01 AM

Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex

• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!

Resipsa

09-20-2009 06:20 AM

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If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:banger

Jimbo14

09-20-2009 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Resipsa (Post 558869)

If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:banger

lol or maybe your just not smoking the 'good stuff' Resipsa.

Nice thread Adam, very funny read.

adampc22

09-20-2009 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbo14 (Post 558886)

lol or maybe your just not smoking the 'good stuff' Resipsa.

Nice thread Adam, very funny read.

lol thank you

goalie204

09-20-2009 08:02 AM

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lol Adam

dentonparrots

09-20-2009 08:13 AM

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Funee :)

Starscream

09-20-2009 07:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Resipsa (Post 558869)

If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:banger

Or maybe he's married.;)

adampc22

09-21-2009 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 559633)

Or maybe he's married.;)

lol man i allmost was lol

DonniePaul

09-21-2009 01:07 PM

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Funny list man!

IBQTEE1

09-21-2009 01:28 PM

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I think you just haven't found the right woman. :r

GKitty

09-21-2009 01:42 PM

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Funny stuff, Adam!! :r

Good thing it is possible to have both.

A lil Kipling for those who haven't seen it: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=18455

Mugen910

09-21-2009 01:45 PM

Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resipsa (Post 558869)

If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:banger

:tpd::r

Mugen910

09-21-2009 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 559633)

Or maybe he's married.;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by adampc22 (Post 560042)

lol man i allmost was lol

Did he change his mind Adam? :r

MedicCook

09-21-2009 02:06 PM

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dogface_313

09-21-2009 02:13 PM

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This Thread=Blasphemy

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