A day at the Museum
 

Two old ladies visiting a museum, get separated during their tour.

When they finally catch-up with each other, the first old lady says, "Gertrude, did you see the statue of that naked man back there?"

Gertrude replies, "Yes, I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing, especially with his private parts being so large!"

"I know", says her friend, "And cold, too!"