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kelmac07 09-09-2009 11:53 AM

Cocktail Conversation
 
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen. "What's your name?"

He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."

Skywalker 09-09-2009 11:55 AM

Re: Cocktail Conversation
 
:r:r:r Nice!

G G 09-09-2009 11:58 AM

Re: Cocktail Conversation
 
very good.

icantbejon 09-09-2009 12:56 PM

Re: Cocktail Conversation
 
very nice.

Darrell 09-09-2009 01:00 PM

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:r

DoctorBJ 09-09-2009 01:04 PM

Re: Cocktail Conversation
 
I'll remember that next time someone asks what my name stands for.

DonniePaul 09-10-2009 12:09 PM

Re: Cocktail Conversation
 
Classic!

:r:r:r

amyelizabeth 09-10-2009 01:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DoctorBJ (Post 541851)
I'll remember that next time someone asks what my name stands for.

Oh no! :r

DoctorBJ 09-10-2009 02:01 PM

Re: Cocktail Conversation
 
I used to have a license plate that said YESPLEZ . It was always a great way to respond to women who called out my name in high school.


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