Stop me if you've heard this one
 

What did the Buddhist say to the Hotdog Vendor?


Make me one with everything.

Re: Stop me if you've heard this one
 

i dont get it

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:r

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Took me a sec, but nice!:tu
:r

Re: Stop me if you've heard this one
 

You forgot the rest of the joke...

The monk pays for his "one with everything" with a ten dollar bill and holds out his hand and say "change?" to which the vendor replies "change comes from within"

Re: Stop me if you've heard this one
 

I had not heard the second part.

I'm glad someone heard it/Liked it.

O-well. they can't all be good!:D

Re: Stop me if you've heard this one
 

LMAO

I like this one

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Took me a whole minute... But I like !!!

:rl :rl :rl