The Lone Ranger and Tonto
 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo dung! It means someone stole tent! '

Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto
 

classic one.

Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto
 

Great joke!

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Definately a good one my brother! :tu

Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto
 

That is a good one for sure. Just told it to the office, got laughs all around.

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LOL!!

Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto
 

haha I didn't put that one together either!