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ahc4353 07-31-2009 08:21 AM

Innocence is priceless
 
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'
'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '
The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30?'

G G 07-31-2009 08:22 AM

Re: Innocence is priceless
 
Hahah nice one Al.:tu

BFallehy 07-31-2009 08:28 AM

Re: Innocence is priceless
 
:r:r:r:r

I almost snorked coffee all over my computer. nice :r

Volt 07-31-2009 08:51 AM

Re: Innocence is priceless
 
RevSmoke will get you for that one.

Todd make him do 10 hours at the community kitchen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 488436)
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'
'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '
The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30?'


LordOfWu 07-31-2009 09:22 AM

Re: Innocence is priceless
 
Nice one Al! :r


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