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Darrell 07-06-2009 11:33 AM

Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus?
 
So not to keep everyone reading forever, I've been dealing with some severe lower back pain and flank pain for the last 4 or 5 days. I went to the Dr. and they gave me some antibiotics and told me they had no idea why I was having the pain.

It was not getting better so last night I went to the ER. The ER doctor took blood, urine, did a CT, and an X-ray. He assumed I had kidney stones, I was praying for NO kidney stones. I've heard horror stories. Anyway, he comes back and says no kidney stones, no kidney infection, no kidney failure (phew), and says I have a viral in my lower abdomen -- has anyone ever heard of this?

Oddly the remedy? A shot of steroids in the ass. I feel tons better today.

I just wanted to share and see if anyone had a similar experience?

WildBlueSooner 07-06-2009 11:49 AM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
I had a lower ab virus several years ago...they had a scientific name for the specific virus but I do not remember it. I was given oral medicine, not a shot in the hind end.

MajorCaptSilly 07-06-2009 11:53 AM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Never heard of it. Glad you're feeling better, though. I know from your FB posts you had a crappy weekend.

MCS

Stig 07-06-2009 11:55 AM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 453018)
Oddly the remedy? A shot in the ass. I feel tons better today.

I just wanted to share and see if anyone had a similar experience?

:r:r:r:r:r

Darrell 07-06-2009 12:07 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner (Post 453041)
I had a lower ab virus several years ago...they had a scientific name for the specific virus but I do not remember it. I was given oral medicine, not a shot in the hind end.

Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.

68TriShield 07-06-2009 12:32 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
It's probably from shaving your ass a while back Darrell...

Darrell 07-06-2009 12:38 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 453070)
It's probably from shaving your ass a while back Darrell...

Most likely. :r

Emjaysmash 07-06-2009 12:45 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Hope your feel better soon, Brother.

Whee 07-06-2009 12:46 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
So you really did have a bug up your ass.:r:r

rizzle 07-06-2009 01:54 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Tapeworms. :wo

tobii3 07-06-2009 01:54 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
never seen someone so happy to brag about 'roids in their a$$.....

:r

Old Sailor 07-06-2009 02:02 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 453057)
Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.

That's why they gave you the shot in the rear!!:r

Darrell 07-06-2009 02:48 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 453158)
never seen someone so happy to brag about 'roids in their a$$.....

:r

I know since you're Army, it's hard for you to understand something more than a few words without a "HOORAH" involved, but I never mentioned roids.

;)

WildBlueSooner 07-06-2009 02:54 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 453213)
I know since you're Army, it's hard for you to understand something more than a few words without a "HOORAH" involved, but I never mentioned roids.

;)

Ruh roh! :r

doctorcue 07-06-2009 02:55 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell
A shot of steroids in the ass.

Damn... you SF Giants fans keep it real! ;)

Glad to hear you are feeling better homie.

Darrell 07-06-2009 03:31 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by doctorcue (Post 453225)
Damn... you SF Giants fans keep it real! ;)

Glad to hear you are feeling better homie.

We're just trying to be like Barry. :r

Scottw 07-06-2009 03:34 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Have you tried Fiber One? I read a post about it's medical benefits not too long ago. :r

MajorCaptSilly 07-06-2009 03:37 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Darrell,

I'm sorry some here have made light of your situation. I just want to say that I like you and respect you even though you get poked in the rear every time you get sick.

MCS

bigloo 07-06-2009 03:54 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 453057)
Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.

mmm, was it Manmeatstiffosorous? Did you have Manmeatstiffosorous up your bottom? I THINK this would give me back pains. The flank pains is probably from him holding on too tight, easy soldier, easy.

Seriously, keep a check on it. I had gall stones a while back and that was no fun and the symptoms sounds very similar to this. If they repeat make sure you get ultra-sound on your abdomen.

Lay off the C*ck Big-D... one more question, did you also have a sore throat?

WildBlueSooner 07-06-2009 03:56 PM

Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bigloo (Post 453308)
mmm, was it Manmeatstiffosorous? Did you have Manmeatstiffosorous up your bottom? I THINK this would give me back pains. The flank pains is probably from him holding on too tight, easy soldier, easy.

Seriously, keep a check on it. I had gall stones a while back and that was no fun and the symptoms sounds very similar to this. If they repeat make sure you get ultra-sound on your abdomen.

Lay off the C*ck Big-D... one more question, did you also have a sore throat?

:r:r:r:r

I pooped and peed!


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