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markem 06-19-2009 10:32 AM

IKEA to buy GM
 
IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM

http://www.bluegum.com/OddsEnds/Temp12/ikea-gm.jpg

The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!

adampc22 06-19-2009 10:34 AM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
what is that cars name the ungablengazeg ? and do u get free hot dogs ?

blooz4u 06-19-2009 10:36 AM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??

M1903A1 06-19-2009 10:37 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by blooz4u (Post 431145)
It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??

If it works anyway, it's called a product improvement!

OLS 06-19-2009 10:47 AM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

WildBlueSooner 06-19-2009 11:15 AM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 431160)
This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

Damn that really sucks! Andrew should do that to somebody

mithrilG60 06-19-2009 11:18 AM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 431142)
IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM

http://www.bluegum.com/OddsEnds/Temp12/ikea-gm.jpg

The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!

Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign....... ;)

markem 06-19-2009 11:21 AM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mithrilG60 (Post 431187)
Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign....... ;)

IKEA issued a second press release reminding the general public that none of their designs are new or unique, which is part of the IKEA mystique.

mithrilG60 06-19-2009 11:27 AM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
lol

trader1974 06-19-2009 11:33 AM

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Too funny!::r

karmaz00 06-19-2009 12:25 PM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
good one

shilala 06-19-2009 12:33 PM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 431160)
This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do. :wo

Da Klugs 06-19-2009 12:46 PM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 431301)
Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do. :wo

Well who wouldn't? :)

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...02.hmedium.jpg

Tenor CS 06-19-2009 12:59 PM

Re: IKEA to buy GM
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mithrilG60 (Post 431187)
Are they buying VAG too then?

Buying vag is illegal in my state.


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