The dog ate my homework and other lame excuses
 

So, what's the lamest excuse that you have personally heard from someone for being late to a herf or missing it entirely.

From Joey_Link: I forgot how to get to the cigar bar (where we've herf'd at for over a year).

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"My wittle tum tum hurts!!!" From tough guy Mean Darrell!!!:r

I know! I know! I've used that one as well!;)

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Traffic, brother please!

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"My Mom is making me go to Disney World"........KJ

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"Cus mark is showing up" - me :r