Newfie Joke
 

A Newfie farmer was bringing in his combine to the repair shop in town when a man came out of nowhere, tripped and got caught up in the blades of the machine. His head was decapitated. The farmer got out and was asking bystanders if anyone knew who he was. No one did, but one of them said he saw him coming out of the bar across the street. Not knowing what else to do, the farmer grabbed the head by the hair and took it over to the bar. He holds the head up and in a loud voice says, " does anybody know who this person is?"
One of the patrons, squinting and trying to make out the face in the dark bar says "dat kinda looks like me brother Joe, but he ain't dat tall"