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Smokin Gator 05-05-2009 02:06 PM

CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
I got the new May CI catalog today.

Page 59:

The Unsmokeables
"Youve heard of Good, Better, Best? Well, how about Crap, Crappier, Crappiest! Here are our picks for low-end handmade "winners" of the month."

I laughed a bunch!!!

The last one says "Run fast and far, no matter how the price might tempt you!

Classic:r

Ahbroody 05-05-2009 02:09 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
no thats funny right there.

tuxpuff 05-05-2009 02:11 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
The Cremosas are on a different page :hm

rrplasencia 05-05-2009 02:12 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
just got mine as well:r

Starscream 05-05-2009 04:03 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
link?

Ahbroody 05-05-2009 04:14 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rrplasencia (Post 370614)
just got mine as well:r

Got mine yesterday. Wife made sureto remind me we were not spending any money this month on extras cause of the baby.:(

rizzle 05-05-2009 06:08 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
At least they are honest about it.:)

Whee 05-05-2009 06:11 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
That page always makes me laugh.

A couple of links, even though not directly from catalog, these are the descriptions used, straight from the CI website.
These are my faves.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145

ca21455 05-05-2009 06:13 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 370727)
link?

CI does not have an online catolog that I could find. Here is a link to thier website:

CI

Bruzee 05-05-2009 06:20 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier (Post 370959)
That page always makes me laugh.

A couple of links, even though not directly from catalog, these are the descriptions used, straight from the CI website.
These are my faves.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145

Despite the description, I love how the Magicos Cubanos are SOLD OUT! :r

ade06 05-05-2009 07:51 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
And yet they want $20 a bundle for their trash. I don't get it?

MedicCook 05-05-2009 08:09 PM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
These should be $1 a bundle with free shipping.

borndead1 05-06-2009 06:47 AM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
Reverse psychology.

There used to be a billboard for a local restaurant around here that said: "Warm beer and lousy food".

Remember the Deja Vu (strip club) billboards that said: "Hundreds of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones"?

ashmaster 05-06-2009 07:05 AM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
That's hilarious...I'd never stopped and read this before, would just flip right past it.

Da Klugs 05-06-2009 07:09 AM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
They are good. (CI's marketing staff, not the cigars) :)

rizzle 05-06-2009 08:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs (Post 371528)
They are good. (CI's marketing staff, not the cigars) :)

They may be good, but they'll not "good" me into buying that crap. I'll take them at face value on these puppies.
:wo

marge796 05-06-2009 08:35 AM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
Funny stuff


:r


Chris....

LookAtBigErn82 05-06-2009 10:43 AM

Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by borndead1 (Post 371506)
Reverse psychology.

There used to be a billboard for a local restaurant around here that said: "Warm beer and lousy food".


:r There's a bar near me with "warm beer, lousy food and ugly bartenders". The place looks like a dump so maybe they're letting you know what you're in for.

skibumdc 05-06-2009 11:28 AM

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Another winning description

dunng 05-06-2009 11:38 AM

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It's sad that they have a whole page of them... :r :r


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