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Hardcz 04-17-2009 07:28 AM

Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smoking
 
After doing some thinking I am totally and seriously not serious... though really this is full of fabrications of truth with some factual goodness bastardized by my inability to interpret anything.

I've come to the conclusion to fully understand the flavor of cigars you must grow facial hair. Without facial hair you cannot fully enjoy the flavors a cigar has to offer. Because without facial hair you don't get that after aroma. Cigar smoke will cling to facial hair giving you hours of enjoyment after the smoke. Also more importantly when smoking you will exhale and the hair will break up the smoke if done correctly, by doing this the smoke will permeate the air giving a pleasant aroma to all.

Here are some examples...

http://www.ojaipost.com/images/Fidel%20cigar.jpg

http://hardcz.net/cpm/albums/uploads...al_chris_1.jpg

http://hardcz.net/cpm/albums/uploads..._cremosa_1.jpg



The above 3 images these men are enjoying cigars....

Now lets look at what happens without facial hair...

http://hardcz.net/cpm/albums/uploads...ormal_jon2.jpg

Not so Happy eh?

leasingthisspace 04-17-2009 07:30 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
I am starting to grow the beard as I type this.

smokeyandthebandit05 04-17-2009 07:41 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Im thinking of growing a playoff beard for hockey. Does this count lol

DPD6030 04-17-2009 07:42 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
If I could I would but alas my job will not let me do this unless I go undercover brother

replicant_argent 04-17-2009 07:50 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Go take your meds, Danny.

Emerald 04-17-2009 07:51 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Finally this mustache of mine will pay off....



:D

Scottw 04-17-2009 07:53 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
I got the goatee going on.

ActionAndy 04-17-2009 08:00 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
This may explain my absolute refusal to shave lately. I'm down from once every two days to once every two weeks...

elderboy02 04-17-2009 08:04 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Dan, it looks like you are smoking a Cremosa in that picture. :r Please tell me I am wrong. :pu

Hardcz 04-17-2009 08:07 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05 (Post 341575)
Im thinking of growing a playoff beard for hockey. Does this count lol

Yes.... hopefully you'll notice that the facial hair is beneficial for you and keep it.... and that you're rooting for the wings.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 341576)
If I could I would but alas my job will not let me do this unless I go undercover brother

Too bad.... you should tell them that your native american spirit guide is calling to you to be more in tune with nature, and that means you shouldn't touch a blade to your face..... Yea....

leasingthisspace 04-17-2009 08:11 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Darn it just had to shave for work right now. I will start over.

Hardcz 04-17-2009 08:13 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ActionAndy (Post 341612)
This may explain my absolute refusal to shave lately. I'm down from once every two days to once every two weeks...

I and the others welcome you to the group. Please stay a while, you will enjoy your time with your brethren.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02 (Post 341618)
Dan, it looks like you are smoking a Cremosa in that picture. :r Please tell me I am wrong. :pu

You are correct... it was a cremosa herf.... surprise by me to everyone there... haha It was a good time. Ever smoke a cremosa having no bias to what it is? ..... mmmhmmmmmm I'm not saying they are great.... Just saying the facial hair will make any cigar better.

icehog3 04-17-2009 08:22 AM

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You drink a lot, don't you Dan? ;)

Hardcz 04-17-2009 08:23 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 341663)
You drink a lot, don't you Dan? ;)


I try to.

kaisersozei 04-17-2009 08:34 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Yes, and let's not forget this guy:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/image....ine=1236275038

Skywalker 04-17-2009 08:34 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Very scientific... photos and everything!!!

I believe it!!!
:r

IBQTEE1 04-17-2009 08:40 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
How does this effect women with no facial hair??

Hardcz 04-17-2009 09:13 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IBQTEE1 (Post 341723)
How does this effect women with no facial hair??


Women are a different breed, they are different then men...and if you didn't realize this...please speak to your father...

Anyways, their noses are crazy weird, they have different receptors that pick up nuances in cigars and other smells. Where facial hair actually inhibits these natural stimuli.

That's how your mother knew you were smoking weed in your room even though you had the window cracked and were pretty much sitting outside.... :fu

Emerald 04-17-2009 09:17 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Thanks GOd for me being a woman WITH facial hair... I'd be scared to find VAnilla flvors in my cigars.....

14holestogie 04-17-2009 09:20 AM

Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardcz (Post 341794)

That's how your mother knew you were smoking weed in your room even though you had the window cracked and were pretty much sitting outside.... :fu


Crap. I wish I had these words of wisdom 40 years ago, Dan. :r

Another good thing about facial hair..it's an early warning system when nubbing a little too much. :D


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