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CBI_2 04-07-2009 05:41 PM

Mental Deficiency Test
 
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

WildBlueSooner 04-07-2009 05:49 PM

Re: Mental Deficiency Test
 
Nice...keep em coming Paul

SeanGAR 04-07-2009 06:11 PM

Re: Mental Deficiency Test
 
or even .....

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Bush answered immediately .... "ya know, I learned up history right good between drunken debauchery and cheerleading when I was in colege .... the answer is 11".

But I do like W a hell of a lot more than that shrill b****.

MedicCook 04-07-2009 06:33 PM

Re: Mental Deficiency Test
 
It is all that fuzzy math.

CBI_2 04-07-2009 07:18 PM

Re: Mental Deficiency Test
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanGAR (Post 325454)
or even .....

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Bush answered immediately .... "ya know, I learned up history right good between drunken debauchery and cheerleading when I was in colege .... the answer is 11".

But I do like W a hell of a lot more than that shrill b****.

:r:r

Pelosi shrill?! Naaaaa! :dance:

Partagaspete 04-07-2009 10:55 PM

Re: Mental Deficiency Test
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 325410)
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

I don't get it?













:r

Starscream 04-08-2009 07:04 AM

Re: Mental Deficiency Test
 
He died on the first trip. The boat just didn't stop when it got back around.


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