cigar phone sex
 

"Hey, baby. Glad you called. Now, get out your big...credit card and get ready. We have what you want. Like em rolled nice and tight? Maybe yr looking for a loose mixed filler?? Maybe you like them dark and oily? Or, blonde and shady?? Maybe you like em a little...green? Like to suck on a torpedo? Can't wait to puff on a petit perfecto? Well whatever your filthy smoking desires are we're here to fulfill them...":fu

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Um....huh.....doing any :al??

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i have no clue what to say......

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um I feel a little bit defiled right now...
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ha!!!

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ha good one

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My butt itches. :rolleyes:

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I have to fart. :pn

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Transcript of your last phone call to Thompsons? :r

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oooh. I see you like em kinda wet. Kinda spongy to the touch? Well, we got em so call us now baby. $3.98 per minute with a $2.99 connection fee.

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Should I even be reading stuff like this?


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Geez, after reading that, I don't I'll ever order online again! And I don't care what Legend has to say about it!!! :rolleyes:

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:D:r

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Ummm...I need to go change underpants :r