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markem 04-02-2009 09:06 AM

pnoon goes to cooking school
 
[note: when I saw this joke in the paper this morning, I laughed my ass off thinking Peter was involved. So in a sense, I'm not responsible for this. TMSAISTI]

Pnoon was at cooking school one day when the instructor told him to make a bean stew. "How many beans should I use?", inquired Peter. The instructor replied that he should use 239 beans. "But why 239?", inquired Peter. "Because any more would be two farty.", was the reply. Peter said, "In my book, you can never be two farty, so I'll double the beans."

:pn :hn :chr

pnoon 04-02-2009 09:56 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
Thanks.





I think.























:tg

Hardcz 04-02-2009 09:57 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
haha nice accent

Wolfgang 04-02-2009 09:57 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
:r I think its funny if thats any consolation :r

pnoon 04-02-2009 10:02 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
Alright, Mark. Just make sure you are upwind for SoCal X

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...art-threat.jpg

markem 04-02-2009 10:03 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 316441)
Alright, Mark. Just make sure you are upwind for SoCal X

I'll light a candle in your honor, Peter :r

pnoon 04-02-2009 10:05 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vstrommark (Post 316442)
I'll light a candle in your honor, Peter :r

You're gonna need a whole lot more than a candle, Brother. :D

karmaz00 04-02-2009 10:53 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
omg you guys...lol

icehog3 04-02-2009 11:20 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
:pn

jamesb3 04-03-2009 11:22 PM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 316441)
Alright, Mark. Just make sure you are upwind for SoCal X

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...art-threat.jpg

:r:r:r

Savor the Stick 04-04-2009 02:11 AM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
I am seriously scared to meet you Peter! :lv

WildBlueSooner 04-05-2009 08:41 PM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
:r no comment here!

pnoon 04-05-2009 10:30 PM

Re: pnoon goes to cooking school
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Savor the Stick (Post 319806)
I am seriously scared to meet you Peter! :lv

Too funny, Kevin.
Hopefully, one day you'll find the courage. ;)


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