Ever feel like the world is out to get you
 

and you need a chuckle? My friend told me about this web site called f*** my life and its about other peoples funny misfortunes. Its hilarious



http://www.fmylife.com/

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:r

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When it feels like my day can't get any worse, I go there.

I always feel better after a few pages.

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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs

LOL I think ive done this one

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Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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That site is hilarious! :r:r

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Today I made up a bunch of lies and put them on FML. :D Whether or not they are true they are still funny.

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That one was hilarious:r

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Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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LMAO I just read that one



Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

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Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML


ouch

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Im sorry I just have to post this one


Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

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This one cracked me up.

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML

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Thread hi-jack...

http://www.brokenpicturetelephone.com

Very entertaining and will put a smile on your face.

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The link doesnt work for me :(

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:r:r:r Great stuff. Thanks. :tu

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Great site that helped lighten my day. :tu