Christmas Groaners Part II...
 

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?
A pineapple

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D"

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

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