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RevSmoke 02-20-2018 08:26 PM

Blonde flying 1st class
 
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.”

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.”

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, “I’m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this.”

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde’s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, “Why didn’t anyone just say so.”

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. The pilot replied, “I told her the first class section wasn’t going to New York.”

hudd 02-20-2018 08:55 PM

Re: Blonde flying 1st class
 
Ha ha ha

CigarNut 02-21-2018 07:51 AM

Re: Blonde flying 1st class
 
:r :r

icehog3 02-21-2018 09:51 AM

Re: Blonde flying 1st class
 
:r

BigAsh 02-21-2018 10:58 AM

Re: Blonde flying 1st class
 
:tu:tu :r

markem 02-21-2018 11:02 AM

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