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Stephen 04-21-2011 05:02 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

icehog3 04-21-2011 09:31 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241413)
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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

VTDragon 04-23-2011 09:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241413)
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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241534)
Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,

Gophernut 04-25-2011 08:53 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241413)
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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241534)
Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1243978)
Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,

To catch a glimpse, some will act like twits,

icehog3 04-25-2011 09:51 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1241413)
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William and Kate are soon to be wed,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1241534)
Five years from now William will wish he was dead,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1243978)
Kate will still be the darling of all the Brits,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245030)
To catch a glimpse, some will act like twits,

Don't they know that those two are both inbred?

icehog3 04-25-2011 09:51 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

VTDragon 04-25-2011 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245110)
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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

icehog3 04-25-2011 10:30 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245110)
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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1245179)
As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

So now there's Game Seven,

Gophernut 04-25-2011 12:51 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245110)
NEW:

The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1245179)
As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245188)
So now there's Game Seven,

Luongo may give up eleven,

icehog3 04-25-2011 01:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245110)
NEW:

The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1245179)
As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245188)
So now there's Game Seven,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245326)
Luongo may give up eleven,

And Western Canadians will chop off Luo's head.

icehog3 04-25-2011 01:36 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Gophernut 04-25-2011 02:06 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245360)
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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

icehog3 04-25-2011 02:24 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245360)
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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245395)
Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

I can pay you in cash,

VTDragon 04-25-2011 02:36 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245360)
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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245395)
Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245419)
I can pay you in cash,

Or, perhaps from my stash?

icehog3 04-25-2011 04:47 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245360)
NEW:

I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1245395)
Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245419)
I can pay you in cash,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1245453)
Or, perhaps from my stash?

If I have to go in I will be filled with sorrow.

icehog3 04-25-2011 04:47 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

Fordman4ever 04-25-2011 05:56 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245571)
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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

When a fat man came in with a limp,

Brutus2600 04-25-2011 06:50 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245571)
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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

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Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1245651)
When a fat man came in with a limp,

I asked what was shakin'

icehog3 04-26-2011 12:52 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245571)
NEW:

I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1245651)
When a fat man came in with a limp,

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Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1245713)
I asked what was shakin'

He replied "monkey bacon",

Brutus2600 04-26-2011 08:41 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1245571)
NEW:

I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1245651)
When a fat man came in with a limp,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1245713)
I asked what was shakin'

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1246009)
He replied "monkey bacon",

Then he floated right off like a blimp


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