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cigarsmoker2543 03-04-2012 03:18 PM

Divorce
 
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1330827144

:banger

This how I got this room finished,

This EXPLANATION is for all of U who gave me the thumbs up in my last post "MY FAVORITE ROOM IN THE HOUSE"

It took me 3 years to have this completed, and on top of all the Permit problems the city of Simi Valley gave me my wife DIVORCED ME over this walk in. (seriously) she gave me two options the FIRST was to stop investing in this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM" you are spending all of our Money, If I stop she will not leave me.

SECOND was. If I continue to have this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM BUILT" it's over, she will Divorce me. WELL.......... I spent the next 5 minutes deciding. As you can see I made the right choice, I love my STUPID CIGAR ROOM. as she called it.

LIFE IS GREAT, and let me tell you, her mother is very unhappy that her Daughter signed my Pre Nup. she will not receive any of my current or future CIGAR Funds$$$.

{{ AND YES, I CHOSE MY CIGARS AND STUPID CIGAR ROOM OVER MY WIFE, AS ZINO DAVIDOFF SAID, "WHEN MY WIFE TOLD ME MY CIGAR STUNK I GOT A NEW WIFE"}}

CIGARSMOKER2543

So in closing I have
A pretty great C'GAAAARRRR LIFE
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BlkDrew 03-04-2012 03:34 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Congrats, too bad it had to come to that, but worth it haha

688sonarmen 03-04-2012 03:39 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Wow, you showed her.

Ogre 03-04-2012 03:41 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Congrats on the room brother. She would have left at some point, sounds like she was looking for a excuse.

icehog3 03-04-2012 03:46 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Me traveling to my first out of state herf was one of the big factors in my divorce.

Best trip I ever made. ;)

deaster25 03-04-2012 03:46 PM

Re: Divorce
 
My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.

icehog3 03-04-2012 03:51 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deaster25 (Post 1581200)
My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.

Quick, build one before she changes her mind. ;)

J/K, sorry if it isn't what you wanted.

Reaver2145 03-04-2012 03:53 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...CeXErr5_BpqCjx

Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.

icehog3 03-04-2012 03:55 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1581209)
Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...CeXErr5_BpqCjx

Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.

You never met my ex-wife. ;)

mike 03-04-2012 03:55 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Nice looking room man, it wasn't meant to be...

Reaver2145 03-04-2012 04:01 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1581210)
You never met my ex-wife. ;)

Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.

gnukfu 03-04-2012 04:02 PM

Re: Divorce
 
With what my divorce cost me I could have built a cigar house! Good thing it is long in the past. :tu

And the room looks great!

fencefixer 03-04-2012 04:06 PM

Re: Divorce
 
You know, it doesn't matter if it's the cigar room or anything else.

"It's either ME or XXXXX" yeah no, it wasn't meant to be, ***** get the **** outta here because you're in it for the money and that's it..

Congrats on getting rid of her!!

44stampede 03-04-2012 04:13 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Room looks great.

BSB 03-04-2012 04:24 PM

Re: Divorce
 
NICE! -(P Wise move on the prenup :xxx

maninblack 03-04-2012 04:29 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Looks like we have a new Smitty.

cigarsmoker2543 03-04-2012 04:30 PM

Re: Divorce
 


Thank's all for your support, my wife, or my Ex-WIFE, is like A CIGAR.

Her Wrapper is from: CONNECTICUT, SWEET, SMOOTH, NO BLEMISHES.
Her Binder is from: AFGHANISTAN, NOT TO BE TRUSTED, SOLES.
Her Filler is from: HITLER, DESTRUCTIVE,DEADLY,INHUMANE.


(PSA) The above references are not to be taken in a Disrespectful way, I want to APOLOGIZE in advance to the CIGAR ASYLUM AND IT'S CUSTOMERS.

THIS IS ONLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY EX-WIFE.

THANK YOU

icehog3 03-04-2012 04:39 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1581214)
Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.

I normally wouldn't do that to anyone, but in your case, it might be a match made in Heaven. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1581244)
Looks like we have a new Smitty.

Let the Roast begin! :lr

sikk50 03-04-2012 04:43 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Good thin you built it, I believe you guys out in Slimey won't be able to smoke in your own backyards here shortly!

14holestogie 03-04-2012 04:51 PM

Re: Divorce
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1581259)

Let the Roast begin! :lr

I'm already peeling the potatoes. :)


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