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mrreindeer

05-04-2009 12:41 PM

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Okay, so I've spent the last 6 months trying to figure out who the heck is pictured in Legend's (Shawn) Avatar.

Sure, I could have asked him but that'd take out all the fun.

He is, of course, the Most Interesting Man in the World.

And evidently he's a character created by Dos Equis in a new ad campaign. Well, I guess it ain't so new now but it is to me.

Check him out here

It's definitely worth a little bit of your time.

And here are some quotes the man may, or may not, have uttered (my faves in bold/italics):

Quote:

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parrot's advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.

The Mayans prophecized his birth.

Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.

He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.

He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.

He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.

He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.

His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.

He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.

He has never lost a sock.

If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.

Pretty damn funny stuff.

Scottw

05-04-2009 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 368685)

He smokes B & M sticks, because internet 'gars don't cut it.

ahc4353

05-04-2009 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 368685)

Not as funny as his posts. :D

mrreindeer

05-04-2009 01:04 PM

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Ooooof....Jeez, I didn't realize I was opening up a can of worms with this one....I was MIA during the whole blowup and just now did some research as to where the heck my buddy was (the oof jeez was about the research not Scott or Al's posts)...I certainly didn't mean to bring all this other stuff up...I only intended to bring up the Most Interesting Man in the World and the humor related to it.

So....how 'bout them Dos Equis?

mrreindeer

05-04-2009 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 368729)

So....how 'bout them Dos Equis?

Well, actually, I prefer Negro Modelo David....yes, yes, I do.

lightning9191

05-04-2009 01:20 PM

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I always thought it was a picture of him. I didn't think it was somebody else...hahaha. All those quotes I think are supposed to be about Chuck Norris though:r

s15driftking

05-04-2009 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 368737)

Well, actually, I prefer Negro Modelo David....yes, yes, I do.

did you just respond to your own post? lol

galaga

05-04-2009 01:29 PM

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"Find out what it is you are not good doing, and then don't do that thing"

Scottw

05-04-2009 01:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 368737)

Well, actually, I prefer Negro Modelo David....yes, yes, I do.

I do too David ,yes yes I do. I may be schizophrenic but at least I'm not schizophrenic!:dance:

mrreindeer

05-04-2009 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 368755)

I always thought it was a picture of him.

Me too! No joke, I really did.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 368755)

those quotes I think are supposed to be about Chuck Norris though:r

really??

Quote:

Originally Posted by s15driftking (Post 368769)

did you just respond to your own post? lol

Yes, yes, I did. :r

mrreindeer

05-04-2009 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by galaga (Post 368775)

"Find out what it is you are not good doing, and then don't do that thing"

:r:r I LOVE that one.

mrreindeer

05-04-2009 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 368779)

I may be schizophrenic but at least I'm not schizophrenic!:dance:

:D:D Lookin' forward to havin' a couple with 'ya next week!

Scottw

05-04-2009 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 368795)

:D:D Lookin' forward to havin' a couple with 'ya next week!

Just give me a wee bit of notice so we don't cut into the client activities. Look forward to it too!!

ucla695

05-04-2009 07:09 PM

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These commercials crack me up every time. :tu

massphatness

05-04-2009 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ucla695 (Post 369308)

These commercials crack me up every time. :tu

I hate them. Irrational, deep rooted hatred. Don't know why.

mrreindeer

05-06-2009 08:27 AM

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I'm sorry Vin....I freakin' love 'em & have to bump this thread.
:D

Quote:

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parrot's advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.

The Mayans prophecized his birth.

Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.

He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.

He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.

He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.

He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.

His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.

He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.

He has never lost a sock.

If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.

replicant_argent

05-06-2009 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 369372)

I hate them. Irrational, deep rooted hatred. Don't know why.

Huh, for some reason, I roll my eyes and get slightly nauseous when I see them as well....

BTW... Dumb marketing tag line....

"Stay thirsty"

Either it is an insult to the person he is saying it to, as in "you don't get a beer," or an insult to the product, meaning "this crap won't quench your thirst, but you can try."

I am therefore on a boycott of Dos Equis for 2 legendary reasons.... :hf

Bruzee

05-06-2009 09:29 AM

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"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."

loki	05-06-2009 09:37 AM

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I hate the ad, but the commentary is damned funny.

i live vicariously through myself

mrreindeer

05-06-2009 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 371615)

I am therefore on a boycott of Dos Equis for 2 legendary reasons.... :hf

:r:r good one Pete. I still miss him on here but that is funny, I gotta admit.

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 371615)

BTW... Dumb marketing tag line....

"Stay thirsty" - Either it is an insult to the person he is saying it to, as in "you don't get a beer," or an insult to the product, meaning "this crap won't quench your thirst, but you can try."

I see your point, absolutely...but I think they're continuing TMIMITW's pompous attitude (which I still appreciate....for now) and suggesting maybe a combination of both..."you don't get a beer perhaps as often as you'd like" and "please have an endless thirst for & continue to buy my beer so that we can pay our marketers to continue to provide you people with amusing 1-liners....i.e. stay thirsty & buy my beer & I'll continue to amuse you....if not, well, then....no more sayings for you!"

You gotta love:

"He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish."
"He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8."
"He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet."

Kinda stupid & pointless? Yeah, kinda.....but it's damn funny all the same.

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