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macms 11-07-2010 08:06 PM

What is Celibacy
 
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy...

Chainsaw13 11-07-2010 08:19 PM

Re: What is Celibacy
 
:r :r :r

GolfNut 11-07-2010 08:46 PM

Re: What is Celibacy
 
:lr

DocLogic77 11-07-2010 09:06 PM

Re: What is Celibacy
 
Keep em coming...very funny. I'm definitely telling my wife this one. I hope it doesn't start off my life of celibacy :)

ChicagoWhiteSox 11-07-2010 09:08 PM

Re: What is Celibacy
 
:r:r

Bill86 11-07-2010 09:09 PM

Re: What is Celibacy
 
:r:r:r :=:

Thaplumbr 11-07-2010 09:29 PM

Re: What is Celibacy
 
Awesome:=:

Skywalker 11-08-2010 09:20 AM

Re: What is Celibacy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by macms (Post 1053418)
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy...


:r:r:r

Time for a trip to Lowes!!!

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