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replicant_argent

11-18-2011 08:11 AM

Prayers for Wanger

Take a moment to send some strength to Mike. For 117 minutes tonight he will forcefully rip his nuts out of his sack for the purpose of pleasing his wife Erin on the anniversary of their marriage.
Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs49/f/20...talizedfox.jpg

Wait, too soon?

I am not really sure that congratulations are in order... ;)

14holestogie

11-18-2011 08:15 AM

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irratebass

11-18-2011 08:19 AM

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:hy:sw

Mattso3000

11-18-2011 08:21 AM

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Wow. Ouch. Thoughts and prayers are with you through this difficult and sometimes painful experience. Hope the rest of the anniversary goes better!

Wanger

11-18-2011 08:42 AM

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Weekend away from the kids, with grandpa staying at our house, so of course, the rest of the weekend WILL go better. And our actual anniversary is on Sunday, though, so yes, too soon. :p LOL

pektel

11-18-2011 08:51 AM

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Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

hammondc

11-18-2011 08:51 AM

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ha ha ha ha! THAT is gonna suck.

CigarNut

11-18-2011 08:54 AM

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I have to go with my wife as well. I am sure that she will make it worth my while :D

Ashcan Bill

11-18-2011 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1478278)

Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr

Stephen

11-18-2011 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478325)

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

*checks* Nope, my testicles are still in tact and fully functional. Had they not, I'm sure I'd be right there with ya.:tu;)

replicant_argent

11-18-2011 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478325)

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

Just try to blend with the other emo kids at the Mann in GR.

Stephen

11-18-2011 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1478332)

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr

Better take his shoelaces and belt from him, too.

replicant_argent

11-18-2011 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1478332)

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr

151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste. :r

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.

Hump? What hump?

replicant_argent

11-18-2011 09:14 AM

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Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.

LigaPrivadaT84

11-18-2011 09:17 AM

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Thoughts and prayers sent.
Yikes. :gl

Ashcan Bill

11-18-2011 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1478341)

151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste. :r

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.

Hump? What hump?

Ah, 151. :dr

Used to be on a bowling team where 151 and coke was our team drink.

Still sorry about the movie, Mike. You taking a man purse or anything to blend in?

And congrats on the anni! :tu

68TriShield

11-18-2011 09:25 AM

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I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

icehog3

11-18-2011 09:33 AM

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I am rooting for the werewolf.

Happy Anny, Mike. :)

replicant_argent

11-18-2011 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 1478371)

I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

This goes way beyond a frozen bag of peas, Dave. :r:banger

Stephen

11-18-2011 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1478360)

Hell, that's just the first leg. Rumor has it that the following are all queued up and ready to go:

Steel Magnolias
The English Patient
Thelma & Louise
Bridget Jones' Diary
How to Make an American Quilt
Waiting to Exhale
City of Angels
Beaches
Officer and a Gentleman
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Hours

Better make room on the sofa; petkel's coming over, and he's armed with Puffs.:D

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