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Don posted an honest thread in the ladie's room about how to approach a woman, and had it
locked before I could respond, lol. And even though this thread could devolve into a
'joke' thread pretty easily, I would think it would be a much better use of our time if we helped
the corpa masculina ( I made that up to sound latin) by telling the lines that ACTUALLY worked
on women. I do not mind saying it, my best relationships with women have come to be through
humor. They didn't last long, mine never do. But they had INTENSE starts and as a hideous
man, I am lucky that I had such a hot streak in college. Cause it's sure over NOW. And I DID
DJ in a popular nightclub back then, so women wanted me and didn't quite know why.
Ahhhh. I hate being old.

ANYWAY, I got well into the lacey underbelly of a young co-ed who worked in the information
desk at the University of Southern Mississippi one semester by saying this"

"Excuse me, i am sorry to bother you, but this IS the information desk?"
"Yes."
"Can you tell me the circumference of the Earth?"

It was all horizontal from there. For 3 glorious weeks. Granted, I had to follow up with
good chat, a little weed and the best oral sex she ever had, but that's how it started.

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"You wanna fool around?" works pretty good.

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The one that always worked for me was..."Hey I'm Albert and you are?"

You may want to substitute your own name but hey do what ever you think will work

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Hey, I'm Albert and you are....? :D

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Sister Smith how you doin? :D

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Now that is the way to a lady's heart, Brad! :r

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"Excuse me but I seem to have lost the keys for my vintage 1973 AMC Gremlin. Would you have time to help me find them? I'll let you drive it."

MCS

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Yo doll, I love your hair !

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Nce shoes, want to ........(insert your own vernacular):tu

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Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips!!!!

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That might actually work better than Pete. Not that I would need to ever say such a thing, but being prepared is what it is all about.

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"Sorry, I only drive Pacers".

-Some Random Chick

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Tom had a Cherry Vega is my guess.

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I am not sure her name was Vega, Pete.

Whats the first?... HAHA :-P
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Puff a cigar.

Oh. Just clarifying.
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Oh, you're clarified. ;)

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Brad, in your case, I think the weed did it. :r

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:r :tu