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Steve 01-31-2018 08:45 AM

Retirement q&a
 
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The Never-Ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

CigarNut 01-31-2018 08:59 AM

Re: Retirement q&a
 
:tu :tu

icehog3 01-31-2018 09:33 AM

Re: Retirement q&a
 
https://i.imgur.com/9omrQKW.jpg

Retired Robocop. :D

Don Fernando 01-31-2018 09:42 AM

Re: Retirement q&a
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2143363)

Recorded live at Casa Icehog

icehog3 01-31-2018 10:47 AM

Re: Retirement q&a
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 2143366)
Recorded live at Casa Icehog

-(P :r

shilala 01-31-2018 12:20 PM

Re: Retirement q&a
 
I just made my second pot of coffee.
I got a phone call this morning and my buddy wanted to talk about things that may happen this evening or tomorrow.
I said, "Wait. I have to make coffee and move these chairs. I'm not willing to think past that. Check with me later."

Tio Gato 01-31-2018 03:50 PM

Re: Retirement q&a
 
:r:r Steve.

Love your slippers Tom!;)


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