Ride home ruined!!!
 

On Thursdays I go back to where I used to live and do some work for the school system there. It is about a two hour ride and I usually take a nice stick or two for the ride home.

This morning I was going to grab a Monte 2 and decided to grab an NC instead. I kind of randomly grabbed a Victor Sinclair Double Maduro Legacy. Since I wasn't too familiar with them I decided to grab a Sol Cubano Cuban Cabinet as well just in case the VS sucked.

It was a hectic day at work so I get in the truck really anticipating a smoke. As soon as I took a draw in the clipped VS I knew it was in trouble. I have heard of guys saying a draw was so loose that it was sucking through a straw, but had never experienced it myself until today. I lit it and gave it a chance... no smoke and tasted like crap. Pitched it out the window!!

Thinking I was so smart to grab a second stick, I pull out the Sol Cubano. I clip it and take a draw. Freakin' thing was plugged like you wouldn't believe!! Now I am pissed!! I give it a try anyway and light it up. The flavor wasn't bad, but my cheeks are caving in when I draw. I pull out the trusty draw tool and give it a couple of pokes. It helps a little. I get about an inch in and it is closed up again. I give it the draw tool again and the head pops open in about an inch long split. It now gets the old heave ho!!!

I had to make due with some snus for the last hour and a half. If I had a dog I might have beaten it when I got home. That Monte that had it's life saved this morning by my miscalculation will not make it through the night.

Rant off...

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That sucks!!! I'm glad you don't have a dog either.

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I am are concerned about your anger towards dogs.
Sorry to hear you had a couple of crap sticks, it does happen. I hope for the safety of dogs everywhere it doesn't happen to you again though.
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I hate when that happens.

try this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7gLJ...eature=related

:D

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Sorry to hear that bro......you always gotta go with quality, and have loads of options!! :D

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You should have know better Brent ;) Oh and you can always take your frustrations out on the cows. Brisket anyone? :dr

On a side note maybe you need some more cigars that aren't plugged ;) :r

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DOH!!!!

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Yeah... I do know better. That is why I am so disappointed in myself. :confused:

But you just keep your non-plugged sticks in the humi. I have plenty you instiGator!!!

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I always knew there was something off about you.:r

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:r:r Get 'em Andrew!!!

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insti gator. I like it :tu

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You have got to love a ride like that. Nothing can make a drive seem longer than having your primary and your back up turn around and slap you in your face. Sorry to hear Gator. Hope the Monte makes up for it

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VS = dog beatings? Hmmm... I just consider them dog rockets.

I am suprised by the SC though, haven't had that happen before.

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:tpd:

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That sucks Brent. Just remember that the new ABC liquor up here has a decent walk in if you find yourself in the same situation again. I'm sure you won't, but just the same.

Island Tobacco is now a bar, and they stopped carrying cigars, so our local options are limited.