My Dog Peed on My Coolidor
 

Seriously. Thought I’d share for your comedic relief.

Last week I discovered urine on my coolidor. I explained to him this was naughty and Santa would be notified. I cleaned it up and moved on with my life. Then tonight came, I was preparing for my cigar clubs Christmas party and remembered the 2007 Toast Accross America coffin at the bottom of my coolidor. Decided it was time to sacrifice the contents to the cigar Gods.

As I dig deeper into the bowels of my coolidor I’m stricken by terror! There at the bottom is a quarter size puddle of pee! How in the name of all that is holy did this get in here!

I retrieve the coffin and discover the coffin seemed to have absorbed a small amount of this horrible liquid! How much do I trust that cellophane? Lol

Now I know what I’m gunna do, but what would y’all do? Smoke em or pitch em? I mean all cigars have some ammonia....right? -(P

Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor
 

Smoke em and call them Labrador’s.

https://youtu.be/ljfdg3mPcvY

Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor
 

Whats the worst that can happen? I say burn those suckers up up! :ss


Dave that's one of my favorite movies of all time! The one liners are endless.



"I wonder what Great Dane taste like?!" -Raaallllppphhhhh

Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor
 

Thoughts of Yellow Cello and Dog Rockets dance through my head.

Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor
 

All jokes aside...isn’t urine supposed to be sterile? Stinks to high heaven I know, but primarily composed of water right? So maybe it aided in humidifying the sticks? Hopefully without any added...character.
Besides, who knows, maybe canine urine aging does something miraculous to the flavor of tobacco! :hy
Please do post the results in the event you decide to smoke said stogies. :)

Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor
 

The dog peed ON the coolidor, but you ended up with some inside it? Any idea how that happened? And do you have any kind of confidence level for the amount that made it inside? Those answers would color my response about smoking the cigars.

One thing I know I'd do is disinfect the coolidor, discard & replace any beads in it and start anew. The beads in particular are key -- they're not meant to absorb anything that has impurities in it.

Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor
 

Andew, forgive me my friend, but....

Bwahhahahahahah!

How the hell did a wiener dog even reach the top of the cooler? They only have like 1-1/2" of ground clearance....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDyL1TYaGeU

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I'm sure we've all smoked cigars that have had worse than that done to them....we just don't know it. ;)