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And I thought to myself "That ain't wise".

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One dark night in New York,

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I got a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, but no Spork...

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So I had to make do,

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I found some q-tips and hot glue...

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Now my tail feels like its plugged with a cork! :D

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New one:

When the puck finally drops on the ice...

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Sure as a puck, it is NICE!...

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The Hawks will be flying,

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The Sharks wont be dying,

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And after the game we can all get flied lice.

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Ok.. I'll start one... I think this is right... right?


There once was a man from Nantucket...

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Never once lit his 'gar, but did suck it.

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His stick got all soggy

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And made him quite groggy,

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So had no choice but to chuck it! :D

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New one:

As I looked out my window one day...

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I caught a glimpse of my hair all gray

MCS

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I thought I might dye it.

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Every week, 'til I buy it.