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N2 GOLD 08-31-2011 03:43 PM

Joke or Fact???
 
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom... :hm

T.G 08-31-2011 03:57 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
That's not a condom.

He's such a badass that he's getting a BJ from it.

Bax 08-31-2011 03:58 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Chuck Norris once got into a starring match with a mirror and won.

The Poet 08-31-2011 04:14 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
I've known a few guys nicknamed Snake, but never for this reason . . . sort of. ;)

ArgusP2 08-31-2011 06:00 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Chuck Norris is so tough... When he falls in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris...

markem 08-31-2011 06:08 PM

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http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1243372023.jpg

N2 GOLD 08-31-2011 06:49 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Can Ed do this??? I think NOT...

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny...s-was-here.jpg

76GTFan 08-31-2011 10:20 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet.

ArgusP2 09-01-2011 11:08 AM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
If Chuck Norris ever fought himself, Chuck Norris would win....period.

357 09-01-2011 11:40 AM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up; he actually pushes the Earth down.

N2 GOLD 09-01-2011 11:47 AM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Chuck Norris tell the GPS which way to go... -(P

mhailey 09-01-2011 03:22 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.


There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it, no one dared cross Chuck Norris.

jvanmeet 09-01-2011 04:01 PM

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PitDog 09-06-2011 12:18 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the %$&# down.

wayner123 09-06-2011 12:54 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.

shilala 09-06-2011 01:19 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
"Phobia" is Latin for Chuck Norris.

ArgusP2 09-06-2011 01:21 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

cmitch 09-13-2011 08:48 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

ArgusP2 09-13-2011 10:25 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

mariogolbee 09-13-2011 11:31 PM

Re: Joke or Fact???
 
If anyone else knows what this is they get extra awesome points.

http://www.brettspiele-report.de/ima...9_vorschau.jpg


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