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markem 01-03-2022 09:31 AM

You don't scare me
 
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to getaway from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, 'Don't you know who I am? '

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

'Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 44 years.'

longknocker 01-03-2022 09:35 AM

Re: You don't scare me
 
Heard It Many Times Before, But Still Funny!:r:D:tu

Brlesq 01-03-2022 10:42 AM

Re: You don't scare me
 
:r

Dave128 01-03-2022 06:02 PM

Re: You don't scare me
 
Love it!

Old Sailor 01-04-2022 07:57 AM

Re: You don't scare me
 
:r:r

RevSmoke 01-04-2022 08:17 AM

Re: You don't scare me
 
An oldie but a goodie.


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