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The Poet 01-31-2019 04:57 PM

A Position To Fill
 
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.


The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of
their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to
Billings , Montana ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

Tio Gato 01-31-2019 05:04 PM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
:cl

CigarNut 01-31-2019 05:33 PM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
:r :r

Weelok 01-31-2019 05:53 PM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
Sounds like a tough job actually.

markem 01-31-2019 06:02 PM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
And your first patient is your daughter

icehog3 01-31-2019 10:44 PM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2168922)
And your first patient is your daughter

There was no need to take it there, Mr. Mark. I was gently chuckling, then suddenly shuddering. -(P

The Poet 02-01-2019 01:53 AM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
Incest is relative.

shilala 02-01-2019 02:49 AM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
:tu :tu

cmitch 02-11-2019 10:12 PM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 2168941)
Incest is relative.

And relative humidity is sweating while having sex with your sister.:r

Tio Gato 02-12-2019 04:00 AM

Re: A Position To Fill
 
Great responses!:r:r

dijit 02-12-2019 12:15 PM

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Lol


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