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Steve 06-09-2016 06:45 AM

Thought for the day...
 
You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

czerbe 06-09-2016 08:42 AM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
:confused:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve (Post 2091015)
You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.


Chainsaw13 06-09-2016 08:59 AM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
:lr

stearns 06-09-2016 09:13 AM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
:D

Steve 07-20-2017 12:35 PM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
Then all of a sudden it hit me: I should have hung that ceiling fan higher.

markem 07-20-2017 04:59 PM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.

Brlesq 07-20-2017 07:28 PM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
:r

dave 07-24-2017 09:26 AM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2128710)
Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.

The rapidly growing ball?

Steve 07-25-2017 03:05 PM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
The rotation of the Earth really makes my day

Steve 08-15-2017 02:17 PM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

Steve 08-28-2017 08:27 AM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?

Steve 07-26-2018 09:16 AM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

nutcracker 07-27-2018 05:22 PM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
Where were you when the lights went off?

In the dark.

nutcracker 07-27-2018 05:23 PM

Re: Thought for the day...
 
When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar.


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