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markem 01-08-2017 02:50 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All 'round the town

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
All 'round the town

The driver on the bus goes 'move on back'
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes 'move on back'
All 'round the town

The people on the bus go up and down
Up and down
Up and down
The people on the bus go up and down
All 'round the town

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
All 'round the town

icehog3 01-09-2017 01:22 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Away from Mississippi’s vale

With my ole hat there for a sail

I crossed upon a cotton bale

To the Rose of Alabamy.

Oh brown Rosey,

Rose of Alabamy,

The sweet tobacco posey

Is the Rose of Alabamy.




The river rolled, the crickets sang,

The lightnin’ bug he flashed his wing,

And like a rope my arms I fling

‘Round Rose of Alabamy.

Oh, brown Rosey,

Rose of Alabamy,

The sweet tobacco posey

Is the Rose of Alabamy.

markem 01-09-2017 08:29 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Oh man, that triggered one for me, Tom. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band time

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
Dirt's too rocky by far
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

4WheelVFR 01-30-2017 12:09 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

pnoon 02-07-2017 05:35 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
“Hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to piss at 3 AM…”

dave 02-08-2017 08:12 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
:noon

Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight!

markem 02-08-2017 09:15 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 2116285)
“Hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to piss at 3 AM…”

And my bladder is slowly dripping
Left a stain upon the satin sheets
And a vision of even worse went through my brain
Echo the sound of arthritis

icehog3 02-08-2017 09:23 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The old guys are rollin'! :lr

heyferg 02-08-2017 04:05 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
There seems to be a higher level of incontinence than I had hoped for.

:confused:

AdamJoshua 02-08-2017 05:53 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I thought this thread was musical but not all about The Wiz.

markem 09-29-2017 10:04 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told

icehog3 09-29-2017 10:42 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war

heyferg 09-29-2017 05:14 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
We're white punks on dope
Mom & dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope....

icehog3 09-29-2017 06:36 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Do you really think I care
What you eat or what you wear
Won't you join together with the band

markem 11-25-2017 09:01 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Good morning, America, how are you
Don't you know me, I'm your native son

markem 08-16-2019 09:52 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, girl, I like your face
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on

massphatness 08-16-2019 12:01 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fv<k
Gotta a heater in my truck and it's off to the rodeo

shark 08-16-2019 12:11 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen

icehog3 08-20-2019 08:40 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.....

markem 08-20-2019 08:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2182004)
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.....

Thanks Tom. That gave me a different earworm.

99 red balloons go by


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